Showing posts with label animals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label animals. Show all posts

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Profane Tales- "Gremlin Hunt"



Synopsis: Picking up where "Traps" left off, Gelding and Amy are now faced with a strange new fae that is wreaking havoc in Amy's castle. Meanwhile, the Siren Tamryn (met in "Melancholy & Magic") is depressed and Gelding is at a loss on how to help her.

1
The Unicorn spent a night guarding the mouth of a tavern, casting his light into the darkness. He had lost words hours ago, for nothing consoled the sobbing creature within. For once in his long life, the Unicorn found himself disadvantaged by knowing another immortal. A mortal maiden would have ceased her weeping when she laid eyes on the magnificent Unicorn. But the weeping siren was not a mortal maiden, despite the sounds of such mortal pain.
He had made the mistake of asking her, “Must you pick off the castle workers? You should hunt mortals elsewhere. The Princess’ handmaids are disappearing like rabbits.”
It seemed that now the Siren was convinced the Unicorn loathed her, though he assured her this was not true. Once those first tears fell, the following could not be stopped. Hours and hours of rocking and sobbing, weeping and clawing the earth, crying and gasping for air, unfolded before the Unicorn. He found no way to console her as he would anyone else.  All attempts sank into her endless sea of sorrow.
“Friend,” he spoke again, daring to interrupt the silence between them “does the sea of sadness have a bottom? How may I help you?”
“You cannot, friend,” she sighed.
The Unicorn went forward into the dampening cavern. The Siren was wrapped in her own black wings, fresh cuts across her body where she had clawed.
“I dine on those whom you protect. Especially the pure. You should vanquish me…Why have you not yet?”
“I cannot hate you for being what you are. Do not touch that which I hold as my own and we shall never have to fight,” he assured her. “Where does this hate for yourself spring from, Siren?”
“I killed that which I loved the most, Unicorn…”
The tattered creature’s mouth opened, fangs shining with fresh blood. Her own clawed hand placed in her jaw. The Unicorn stomped a hoof.
“Stop that! It helps nothing and gives you more to heal. Are you not wounded enough?”
“Before she could respond, both demon and beast were stirred by the blare of a horn.
“It sounds as though the humans need me. I must return to them, my friend. But, Siren, remember my words tonight. Happy ending depends upon where you have chosen to cut off your tale. Think on this. Stay with me…”
He bowed his head as though he would touch her with his horn.
“Goodbye…” she  called after him. “Thank you, Unicorn…”

2
“Unicorn!” the human king’s Captain of the Guard roared at the white creature as it arrived. “Where were you?”
“I was needed elsewhere. I do have a life outside of your princess, if you can believe that.”
“While you were out cavorting with chipmunks, we had a crisis!”
In a cage beside the captain an odd creature of green color was hanging about the bars. The Unicorn had never seen its likeness before.
“What is this leafy, sprightly thing?”
“We were hoping you would tell us.”
The sprightly thing stuck its tongue out at him, much like a human child. This also bore a resemblance the Fairy Royals’ Sprites.
“I have a vague idea of its kind. But I do not think it is quite the same. I have never seen this creature exactly. It looks to be a kind of fae, though.”
“I thought you predated the Garden of Eden,” the Captain grunted.
The Unicorn was not humored by ignorant statements, so he went to work circling the cage and examining the creature closer. Its black, orb-like eyes shined at him. “What did it do to cause trouble?”
“What they are doing is turning the castle upside down. Freed the Princess’ pets. Attacked the barn animals, and now they are attacking us.”
The Unicorn looked about and saw that there was disorder, the embers of a fire being put out. Servants were fanning out burned blankets and cleaning messes that had been tossed from windows. But he saw none of these creatures.
“Where are they?”
“They have burrowed underground!”
The sun happened to be rising on the horizon and the creature imprisoned in the cage shrieked. Both the Unicorn and the man stared in awe as the poor sprightly thing went into flames.  The Unicorn’s ears pinned back in thought.
“Isn’t that the darndest thing, Captain?”
“Where are the others?” the Captain clamored. “Drag them into the sun!”
“Quick-witted of you,” the Unicorn complimented. “I am impressed.”
“Quiet, beast!”
“But you seem to miss the point. That is why they have hidden. Without the shadows, they are rendered too weak to stand the sun.”
“Unicorn!” the Princess Amy’s voice interrupted the discussion. The Unicorn turned to receive the maiden’s hug. One of her arms was in a sling from a recent accident but she still managed to embrace him with her good arm. “I worried where you were.”
“Your anger would be deserved, Amy. I was not here to protect you…” The Unicorn hung his head.
The Captain gestured as though he were nauseous of the scene. “That is all fine and well, but now find the remainder of the monsters and snuff them out, Unicorn.”
“I am not a monster compass,” the Unicorn retorted. “Show them to me and I shall but I shall need aid in finding them.”
The Princess loosed her hand around the Unicorn and offered, “I saw one dig into the ground. Whilst on my balcony, looking down.”
“Show me.”

3
The Princess led the Unicorn to her garden. Though she bit her lip and hemmed and hawed at the prospect she proposed they dig at the ground where the gremlin had nested under the earth. There was a miniscule hole, hardly visible.
“Just how small are these things?”
“The size of the very thing the Captain had in that cage.”
“This looks the size of a bug’s hole.”
“Oh, but they must block up the hole after tunneling down.”
Though he would not show his wonder, again, for a third time in a few hours he was surprised. Now at the this gremlin’s digging skill, earlier at the Captain’s wit working and earlier still at his friend the Siren’s endless sorrow.
He pawed in the very spot Amy had shown him, digging with impressive speed. But though he had the strength and patience to do it, he feared he would not work speedily enough. “Shall we call in the dogs?” he asked.
“Yes, though only the hunting hounds will dare dig and they have been trained to leave the garden alone!” Amy warned. “I believe it will confuse them.”
“I shall have a word with them, then.”
When the hounds were brought before the Unicorn, his own fur bristled at the sight. One or two of the dogs, now quite aged, were among the pack that had attacked him when Amy was a young girl. He stomped a hoof to indicate his dominance to them. Then in the language of Beasts, he commanded. “Here, hounds, dig this hole deep. For there are monsters beneath which we must exterminate. I know you quite capable, as I have seen you turn paw and teeth against helpless rabbits and foxes. Do this and we shall no longer quarrel.”
“Your eyes are so hateful to my father and mother,” spoke one of the youngest dogs. “I fear you, white creature, with your long horn, all glowing and good for poking. I do not trust the hooved one!”
“Calm yourself, hound. I have no animosity towards you and I shall bury any leftover ambivalence towards your parents on this day.  Now will you help to keep the Princess and the castle safe?”
“Oh, please listen to him,” Amy begged the dog.
It was a known fact that Amy could sometimes hear the Language of Beasts, a quaint gift she seemed to possess. Rumor among the castle was that the Unicorn had blessed her with this gift, but the truth was simpler. Amy had been born this way, and good fortune found her that she should meet a Unicorn and the strange and fantastic became believable in his presence.
The youngest dog, alpha of the group, at last gave his submission to the magical beast and the Princess and went to digging at the gremlin’s nest. Of course, a dog could do burrowing better than a Unicorn, being a carnivorous creature.  It came to be that only his fluffy tail wagged at the surface when he caught a bite of something.
“Do bring it to us to see,” Amy called down.
The dog obeyed, all tail wags and a big grin. Snapped between his jaw was what appeared to be a green potato. Amy’s dark eyes shone in amazement. “Oh my. ‘tis almost pretty!”
The dog set it down and cocked his head. “What is it?” he asked the two.
“A kind of Fae. I have never seen the likes of it before. This must be a protective barrier. Hound, can you take in its scent?”
The dog did as suggested and barked at his fellow canines. They scampered forward and did the same.  With sniffs, whimpers and tiny barks, they rose to a challenge. “We will sniff out all that we may find for the Princess and the King,” they told the Unicorn.
“And so do. And bring the findings to me before nightfall.”
The dogs, ever eager to please their human friends, split up to act out this task. Amy held her skirts to fetch her handmaids. “Water for the dogs, please. And extra cages.”
The Unicorn oversaw this small act of Amy taking charge in a dangerous situation and he felt something akin to pride. Perhaps this was a fourth moment of astonishment.

4
Whilst the dogs turned over every stone for these odd fae-things, Amy related to the Unicorn what the creatures’ behaviors had been like.
“One I gave a sweetie to. At first it seemed quite pleased and held its hands out for another, which I had and gladly gave it. But then I was out of the treat and could give it no more. It then became like a petulant child, stomping its foot and even crying. I tell you, they remind me of small children. Pampered ones, at that. I have a cousin who is waited on hand-and-foot and when she was such an age she acted the same way when I received a toy for my birth date.”
“And were you ever spoiled?” the Unicorn asked, mostly out of curiosity. “To be sure, I am. Visiting the villages, I realize I truly am. But I do not believe I ever made such a fuss when not receiving my way. I knew that in time I would get it, if I were patient,” she explained.
“I see, and so it is their impatience that reminds you of children?” he asked.
The Princess nodded. “I find them rather charming if it were not for all the things they break and the trouble they cause. Must they all be destroyed?”
“Of course, Princess. To suffer them to live would be foolish.”
Now as evening sun drew close to the horizon a pile of the cocooned creatures waited before them. The alpha dog informed the Unicorn, “We can find no more, Unicorn. The scent is nowhere else.”
“Father is going to be unhappy with all these holes,” Amy mumbled.
Just as she spoke a raven overhead screeched. Both Unicorn and Princess watched its passing in the sky. The Princess crossed herself at the sight of the bad omen but the Unicorn brightened with an idea. “Princess, to-night call all your guards inside or have them cork their ears. For there may be a sound none should hear.”
“But, Unicorn. Why?”
“I shall explain it later.”
With that he was off in search of his immortal, feathery friend.

4
That sulking siren, with a black veil over her face, had not moved from her weeping post. She still lie in her own winged embrace. But the Unicorn’s light shone down into the cavern, stirring her.
“My friend, I have a task for you. If you will please take a moment from your symphony of sighs to lend me the beauty of your voice, I shall be forever in your debt.”
She, a creature of the night and a demon in reputation, could not help but wonder what the majestic beast wished of her.
“How could I possibly aid thee at such a time?”
“The King’s castle is infested by Fae-things. They are like children and I believe for that reason your song may be useful to us.”
The Siren was seen to sigh and then unfold her wings. She lifted her head and stretched out. It was true she had songs particularly to lead children astray, for the ancient creatures delighted in mortal children’s bones, still tender and soft.
“I could lead mortal children astray but these are Fae.”
“Will you not try? If it does fail, I could destroy them with a flicker of my light, but the Princess tells me they are innocent in nature, if not triflingly naughty. I wonder if you may lead them back to the Fairlands?”
The Siren turned to him. From under the veil there appeared the faintest of smiles. “You are confident this may work?”
“I believe in your song,” he assured her.
“Then I shall try,” she agreed.
When the creatures reached the mortals’ castle, the Siren asked, “Why is the yard so…eh, holy?”
“The blessing of dogs,” the Unicorn quipped. “These fae burrow to hide from the light. Siren, hear and understand why I ask you to do this. These are Fae and likewise the Fae should have to take responsibility for them.”
She nodded in agreement, knowing the way to that other world. All she needed was for the night to fall.

5
Night’s power fell on the mortal land.  As it did, the green cocoons of the gremlins began to fade as if they were illusions. The moonlight washed the greenery of their blankets away. The vegetal creatures stretched out and yawned. The first gremlin to realize they were in a cage let out a howl of dislike. The others followed suit until the cage was a bedlam of noise. The Unicorn stood nearby, ears flat to avoid the racket. It was quite irritating to him.
But he was the one who needed to stand guard and await the Siren’s song.
The song began so faint that it could be dismissed as illusions of night noise. But it fluttered closer, ever closer to where the creatures were caged in the garden. The things lifted their petal ears, paused with those leaves following the sound. The outline of the Siren shone against the backdrop of the moon.
The first gremlin to see her pointed her out to the others. Then, almost in an instant, all of their little eyes caught the image, transfixed. Like children, indeed, they became pettish and impatient about touching the mysterious figure in the sky.
The Unicorn knew when their hypnotism was complete, because they all began to move in unison. He pulled the string connected to the cage. The cage door swung open and the gremlins tumbled out. The Siren began to lead them. The gremlins all had little bee-like wings which lifted them into the air to join her.
But her figure was playful and swifter than they. For a little while, the Unicorn saw that they were playing a game of chase with the demoness. But soon she spun about and led them into the night. He nodded in satisfaction. His friend had come through.

6
The following morning, the castle was not disturbed by the creatures. The Unicorn had time to explain to the Princess what plan he enacted. She was frightened and curious to discover that such a demon dwelt in the forest but the Unicorn assured her that the Siren would not attack her. As the Unicorn’s friend, the Siren had sworn not to harm the Princess and he trusted her word.
He went in search of the Siren that same evening and found her asleep in the cavern where she nested. There was no weeping and that relieved the Unicorn. He had never seen such deep despair from another immortal creature and, though demonic in nature and his opposite in actions, he pitied her. Pity was not a thing the old Unicorn felt often.
“Rest well, good creature,” he told her sleeping form.
Quickly, tentatively he moved forward and gave the form a gentle nuzzle of affection.

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Profane Comics: Dramatic Asides #1. Princess Things

Profane Comics-  Dramatic Asides



In which we learn about Amy's ability to talk to animals.

Now compare and contrast to Dr. Doolittle and turn in the 3-page essay to me by Friday.

What will the next dramatic aside be?

Monday, March 24, 2014

O! Oddities of the Natural World: a digital ode to it

As I finish Melville's classic Moby-Dick (or The Whale) I am reminded of just how much I enjoy biology and the fantastic world of nature that we shall never truly understand.

In appreciation to the elusive White Whale, I have compiled a list of awe-inspiring links to the weird and wonderful!

My Most Misunderstood Animals is a list for another time but you can bet it will include the adorable and over-hunted (and unfortunately named Sperm Whale)! Also coming soon, the grotesque but fascinating world of Medieval Bestiaries.

Thank you for reading! What is your favorite weird animal?

Friday, March 11, 2011

The Earl Swan- a short story

earlswan 001
(click to enlarge. Some silly illustration of the story. Desdemona is threatening Orion with a violin bow, in case you were wondering…)
The whole story is posted. Click the link below to read from the start if you haven’t yet. It’s a light read.
http://briarprose.blogspot.com/2011/02/story-earl-swan-part-1.html#links
If you read, as always, please let me know somehow (comment, click response, etc). Nice weekend, all!
Earl Swan is © 2010-2011 Luz Briar. All Rights Reserved.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

story-Earl Swan (3)

(click response/comment if you read please! it encourages me to share!)
part 3 of 6
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Bri woke with her arms around someone’s waist.
She peeled her face from a pillow and found herself in Orion’s arms. They were completely nude. She gaped as the night came back to her clearly, all the kissing and the passion.
She had done illicit things with the earl and they had retired to his private bedroom. All the while, Desdemona was probably upstairs pretending to be a musical genius.
Orion looked peaceful asleep and Bri blushed as she recalled their love-making.
She felt the sudden urge to run from the mansion and hide. She had doomed them both now. When Desdemona found out…no, Des would never find out!
“Orion…” she whispered, sweeping hair from his forehead.
His eyes fluttered open and he yawned. He seemed to be in a daze and then he frowned, “Oh no…we probably should not have done that, love.”
“She never needs to know!” Bri collected his face in her hands. “Never! Now you know what you need to know to be a dutiful husband and…” she hopped out of the bed. “my work here is done.”
She saw him look away bashfully from her naked frame and she crawled back into bed, all of her boldness evaporated. Then they were embracing again, clinging to one another. They kissed once, but Bri pulled away, realizing she would want more than a kiss if she kept going.
“We must tell her,” Orion sighed.
“What! Why? She’ll kill us! She already thinks she’s a witch!”
Bri eyed him, watching him collect his thoughts. He seemed more sad than frightened.
She demanded, “What are you thinking? Tell me! What are you thinking?”
The knock on the bedroom door made them both jump. A man’s voice called through, thick with an Indian accent, “Mistress wishes to see you, Lord Hookwell.”
Orion cast Bri an apologetic look, and he looked so miserable she wanted to hold him again. But he inched out of bed.
Bri covered herself with the blanket as the earl dressed himself. She was hoping to stay there and disappear, but the covers were thrown off as she met Orion’s eyes.
He touched her shoulder softly, “Please do not flee, Bri. I want to speak with you after I speak to her…”
“One of her lackeys heard us…” she mumbled, her voice sounding raw. “I know it. One of her henchmen heard us in the study…”
“It does not matter.”
“Yes, it does! I will lose my job and she will throw you in a cauldron and make a fake witch’s brew. Or sacrifice you to Pan. Or whatever the bloody hell she thinks she can do.”
He cupped her face, soothing her, “Please remain calm. She has been sleeping with every man above the equator. She cannot tell me anything about one transgression. And I will have all the blame on me.”
Before she could protest, he threw the blanket back over her and she heard the door open and close. She waited a moment before poking her head out from under the covers.
The poor man. I have doomed him…
Though she knew it was expected of her to remain downstairs, Bri groomed herself for the day. Before the large, elaborate mirror she straightened her dress. She examined herself, still in awe at what happened. It was dawning on her how unlikely a match Orion was for her, even in an affair. True, she had a lovely shape and a few charms. But she also had an overbite and was small in stature, nothing to compare to Desdemona or any real seductress.
Content with her appearance, she patted her bun into place and headed upstairs. She checked the corners and shadows for any of Des’ henchmen. She had an array of them, most of them from India, men who had ended up in England without jobs. They were loyal to their mistress and Bri often heard them talking lewdly about the “busty rat librarian.” They did not realize she knew many languages and she understood their tongue. But she was not about to tell them that.
Bri knew that her mistress’ favorite room overlooked the fields of her vast country estate, and as she approached she heard the faint rumble of arguing.
Desdemona’s hissing whisper fighting with Orion’s soft baritone. Bri was glad that neither was screaming. Desdemona was not a fighter, so it would be highly irregular for her to scream even when enraged. As for Orion, Bri had never known him to be very militant either.
“What I am telling you, is that the fault is mine, not hers…” Orion’s voice carried through the oak door. “I exploited my position of power and made her fall.”
Bri set her ear to it, listening. She could hardly decipher Des’ words, but Orion’s lie ignited indignation. Why should he take the blame? And furthermore, why should Bri play a victim?
Bri’s cauldron of emotions pushed her forward and she pulled the latch on the door. Of course, it was locked. She knocked then, still bold.
It was Orion who opened the door, with a frown.
“…oh no. Why, Bri? Why didn’t you stay downstairs?”
“My lady,” she called out to the heiress. “It was I! I seduced your husband and not the other way around! He is too much a gentlemen to have forced himself on anyone and you know that.”
She was not thinking of her employment. She was thinking instead of how Orion cried to her when he told her the truth, how he had trusted her. How he had let her teach him…
Des was sulking by the bookcase, and her eyebrow rose as she scanned Bri. In moments like this, Des seemed like a cracked actress, who had forgotten her lines, so she focused instead on her body language.
Des’ unfeeling gaze weakened Bri then, and she withdrew into herself. Her mouth dried as did her words. She hung her head.
“Des, perhaps you should not look at this as a bad thing…”
Des neck cracked as she shot Orion a glare. “What? Not a bad thing? You diddled my assistant, my closest friend.”
“And you buggered every man in the area! HaHa!” Bri exclaimed, followed by her usual laugh.
Des bit her thumb at Bri and snarled as if to say “shut-up!”
She was feeling whorish, admittingly. But it had been passion, after all. Not dirty, meaningless buggery.
“You choose my ugly librarian over me,” Des narrowed her eyes. “Very well…Unlock the door.”
Des snapped her fingers at Bri, the usual gesture she did for compliance. Bri defied it. Orion spoke up in her defense, “Des, I did not choose anything. Now we, the two people closest to you, made a mistake. If we ask for your forgiveness, is it really so much to ask? You have insulted me weekly with your escapades. And furthermore, you will not call Ms. Salud ugly!”
Des rushed over to the door herself and flung it open. She then conversed with a manservant quickly and in a tone too low for Bri to decipher. When Des returned, she wore a sly smile. “Why don’t you both have a seat?”
She gestured to the sofa in an exaggerated manner.
“I am willing to discuss this.”
Her eyebrows were low, her smile contrived and controlled. Bri felt a violent urge to slap the woman until she stopped acting.
The lovers glanced at one another and made their way toward the sofa. Orion looked agitated, and had his face in his hands.
“Really, Desdemona. Let’s not make a big show of this. What are you planning?”
“That all depends…” Des sauntered over to the window and peered out. “I want to hear your explanation.”
“Bloody hell…” Bri grumbled.
Orion had to explain his one mistake, but Des was free from scrutiny. Bri was fuming with indignation.
The bodyguard reappeared at the door with a tray, bearing two goblets. It was set before Orion and Bri on the coffee table.
In her fury, Bri went to grab a cup and Orion’s hand seized her wrist. He shook his head at her as if in warning.
“Actually,” Des spoke, turning back to them mechanically, “I’d like to speak to Ms. Salud alone. Orion, would you let Puli escort you out? He could show you the new sword collection we have downstairs.”
“I would rather stay, thank you.” Orion spoke.
Bri sensed protectiveness in his voice.
“Don’t be afraid of Puli,” Des offered. “He is very friendly.”
“He seems very nice for a henchme—I mean—a bodyguard,” Orion casts the bald Indian a glance. “But I prefer to stay.”
The manservant had a bulbous head, a dark mustache and terrifyingly large eyes. He did not have an appearance that leant itself of gentility.
Des then made a big show of thinking. She sauntered out of the room without so much as telling them farewell. Bri looked over to Orion.
“I’m glad she left. I was about to smack her with the first heavy volume I could find…”
“We must not act foolishly now, Bri. We must handle this better than we handled our urges.”
Bri met his eyes then. “I am sorry, Orion…”
For a minute he lingered, as though he would kiss her forehead. He stood and offered her his hand. “Stay near me today. Until we know her decision. I am beginning to see what you meant about the delusions…”
Throughout that day the librarian and the earl stayed in one another’s company. Sure enough, the vast mansion seemed to be crawling with Desdemona’s servants, all waiting for a chance to pick off one of the lovers while they were alone.
In tense moments, Bri and Orion fought, arguing over what the next course of action would be. But always Bri would say something tactless and Orion would laugh, ending the fight.
The heiress herself could not be found. She avoided her fiancé and assistant throughout the day, and what she was planning they could not learn. Though, sometime during sundown, Bri overheard two of her Indian servants discussing a pond. But she could not make sense of the rest, for they were whispering in their native tongue.
It came to be dark and both of them were weary, so Orion escorted Bri to her room.
“I must confess, I am afraid to sleep under this roof tonight…” she told him.
“Desdemona is delusional, Bri. But she is bark and no bite,” Orion promised.
“I would not be so sure, Muffin.”
“Then sleep with me,” he offered.
“That is what got us into this mess…” Bri reminded him. “If we share a bed…surely it will happen again.”
Orion hung his head and nodded, “I suppose you are right. But if anything should happen, come to me. Do not hesitate to scream.”
“I will scream for you, my lord. Only promise to do the same for me.”
He smiled, “I will scream most vigorously.”
They leaned in, almost kissing, but instead he kissed her forehead. They stood in this position for a time and Bri could hear his breath catch in his throat. He wanted to kiss her, she knew. But he was controlling himself. Instead his hand found her left ear and massaged it, making her laugh.
“Goodnight, Bri. Lock your doors.”
“You do the same, Muffin.”
In her private bedchamber, Bri not only locked her doors but pushed what she could in front of it. She knew the heiress had skeleton keys and she did not want any visitors in the night. With a clothing chest, a chair and a small cabinet in front of the door, Bri felt secure for herself. But she feared for the earl. He did not seem to share her opinion that Desdemona was both delusional and dangerous.
As she dozed off that night, his voice stayed with her and she tried not to dwell on it. If something should happen to him, she would never forgive herself.
Come morning, the earl was nowhere to be found.
Bri searched all of his usual haunts; the library, the study, his bedchamber. Her panic did not set in until she was on her knees in his room, desperately looking beneath the bed.
In the hallway, rushing along with her skirts up, she ran into one of the servants. The man glared at her, took in the sight of her cleavage and then asked, “Why do you run?”
“I cannot find the earl! Have you seen him?”
“The mistress wants to speak to you.”
“Answer my question!”
The man seized her wrist and she squeaked, kneeing him in the groin.
“How dare you!” she hissed. “You cannot touch me!”
“Brigid,” came a soft female voice.
She turned and met with Desdemona’s sneer.
“Why must you attack everything that is mine?”
“My lady, where is the earl? Did he leave?”
“I don’t know,” Des answered, pouting. “And I don’t care. I would like to speak to you.”
“Did you order your servant to manhandle me?”
“No, he took that liberty on his own. Perhaps he thought you would like it,” she mocked.
“Don’t toy with me, Lady Parade.”
“Come upstairs, will you? I am not angry.”
After Bri gave the servant an angry nod and turned around, she followed the heiress upstairs but watched her back. She looked in every corner for lurking servants. In India, as a teenager with no home, Bri became accustomed to defending herself against lurking human predators. Still frazzled from being grabbed without warning, she was back to her more feral fight-mode. Though little, Bri could be fierce.
In Desdemona’s favored room, overlooking the fields, the mistress and servant situated themselves. Bri could not bring herself to sit. She stood and folded her arms, waiting for the heiress to speak.
“You’ve helped me to make a decision, Brigid,” Des told her, sitting by the window. “I have been considering it for a long time. But now I know what I must do.”
“And what’s that, my lady?” Bri could not even pretend to care.
“I do not love Lord Hookwell. I love another man, and that is the man I should marry. You have helped me to see that Hookwell will not be a good husband.”
“Humbug!”
“I beg your pardon?” Des stood, indignant at Bri’s insubordination. Her servant had never cursed at her before. “I am being very generous by not firing you and having you arrested.”
“Yes, you are a river unto your people, Lady Parade. Your husband was afraid he would not satisfy you in bed!” Bri confessed at last. “I seduced him. It was all me.”
“I know,” Des spun back around and returned to the window. “That is why he and I will never work. I need a real man.”
Bri grinded her teeth as Des kept going. “He may come out of hiding whenever he chooses and when he does I will tell him I love someone else.”
“I refuse to believe he is hiding. Tell me where he is.”
Des looked at Bri in disgust and then, as she handled all problems, Des simply walked out of the room. “He is at the pond.”
Bri loathed humoring Desdemona. But she went to the pond regardless. She could not take the chance that Orion was waiting for her there and she did not show.
But when she reached the pond outside, all she could see were the gardens and then the lily weeds. Ducks and swans recognized Bri instantly and began to float over to her. She often fed them stale bread and they thought she had a bag with her.
The earl was nowhere to be seen. She watched a train of baby ducks following their mother and she sat in the grass and covered her face.
She felt a bite to her ear and she squeaked. “Ow!”
A swan had bitten her, though it was only looking for bread, so she did not shoo it away. It was a big swan, probably male, and very brave to be so close. Bri reached out and pet it carefully before she got up and dusted herself off.
Inside she sought out her mistress and found her in the music room. All she had to do was follow the sound of an abused violin to find her.
“My lady, he is not at the pond…I would appreciate it if you were honest with me. I must have a word with him.”
“He is at the pond,” Des answered, her back to Bri.
“No, he is not. Do stop lying.”
Des let the bow off of the instrument and turned to Bri. “The pond is his new home.”
Bri raised an eyebrow and laughed. “Of course it is. Enough games.”
“There are no games. You should feed him some stale bread from the pantry.”
The heiress went back to her instrument and Bri took in her words. When their meaning settled in, she was enraged.
She was supposed to believe that this woman was a witch? This woman, who could hardly play an instrument or maintain an adult relationship was supposed to be an enchantress? And she would not even look at Bri.
Bri stormed over to Des and ripped the bow out of her hands. She threw it across the room and yelled at the woman “Where is he!”
“I already told you!” Des hissed. “Leave my presence!”
Bri backed up slowly, bristling. She rushed out of the room to avoid her temper flaring worse.
© 2010-2011 Luz Briar.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

star-crossed lovers?

evolution

“Whale hits on sheep!”

“You know…we have a common ancestor…”

It began as a doodle in a Spanish class two years ago. Even his blowhole has hearts coming out of it…Crude, I know.

(what scientist think their common ancestor looked like, by the way…)